Discovery at archaeological dig reveals that someone was making spears 85,000 years before Homo sapiens walked on earth.
Cal administrator: “You can’t look at the support of other universities and not think, ‘something’s not right here.’ At the end of the season you should just see us—we’re just rags!”
Researchers warn about ripple effects around the Pacific Rim and islands: “We can’t view these storms as isolated events.”
Some opt to “freecycle” food—outraged that millions of tons will otherwise waste away in landfills, generating greenhouse gases.
“If I suggested that jellyfish could crash the world’s fisheries, out-compete the tuna and swordfish, and starve the whales to extinction, would you believe me?”